By the Symbol of the Creator, I swear henceforth to be a faithful servant of his most puissant Arch-Angel, The Prince Lucifer. Whom the Creator designated as his regent and Lord of this World, Amen.
I deny Jesus Christ, the deceiver. And I abjure the Christian Faith, holding in contempt all of it’s works. As a Being now possessed of a human Body, in this World I swear to give my full allegiance to it’s lawful master, to worship him.
Our Lord Satan, and no other.
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth. Open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the Abyss. By these names: Satan, Leviathan, Belial, Lucifer. I will kiss the goat.
I swear to give my mind, my body and soul unreservedly to the Furtherance of our Lord Satan’s designs.
“Do What Thou Wilt, Shall Be The Whole Of The Law”
As it was in the Beginning, is now, and
ever shall be. World without End, Amen.
NORTHERNERS
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Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God,
‘Where have you been?’
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
‘What is it?’
‘It’s a planet,’ replied God, ‘and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.’
‘Balance?’ inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth. ‘For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.’
God continued, pointing to the different countries. This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.’
The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to another area of land and asked,
‘What’s that?’
‘Ah,’ said God. That’s the North of England , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world’s finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.’
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
‘What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!’
God replied very wisely,
‘Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I’m putting down South !’
Love is, having something you deeply cherish
Love is, being comfortable
Love is, a smile on your face
Love is, skin touching softly
Love is, a present when its not even your birthday
Love is, shared interests and enjoying them together
Love is, fighting and then making up
Love is, holding hands
Love is, lazing around in bed
Love is, a cup of coffee in the morning
Love is, a song you remember from when you first met
Love is, dreaming of seeing you soon
Love is, raspberries on your stomach when you feel ill
Love is, playing with your hair until you fall asleep
Love is, putting a finger in your mouth while yawning
Love is, missing you
Love is, realising what you had and it being too late to save it
Oh what I’d do to have you back
To make things right and back on track
I’d dry your eyes and remove those tears
And hold you close to shake any fears
I’ve made mistakes and this I now know
I’m missing what I had and its starting to show
Words cant describe how I truly feel
Nor can this poem but my tears are still real
I never acted appropriately and took you for granted
Never did I realise that we would have parted
I thought it was for the best and we would be happier
Now only you are and each day I get sadder
All the small things that we used to do
Are now a reminder, a ghost of you
I miss your smile, your scent and your touch
You were my lover, my soul mate, my mental crutch
Much time has passed and we’ve gone our own way
But still I think of you, every hour, every day
I’m sorry for any grief I caused or heartache or pain
I’d move the earth and stars to have you be mine again
I know I’ve messed up and ruined the best thing I had
I want you back in my life so I’m no longer sad
I’m not joking around and this is for real
You mean the world to me, always have and always will
I LOVE YOU
x x x
